working in a grocery store is hell I don’t even start for another 35 minutes and I’ve already had a customer come up to me and ask me why the turkeys are so small this year
I don’t fucking know, Karen, I don’t control how big turkeys get I get paid minimum wage
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
i wake up every day hoping lesbians and bi girls love themselves, especially if they’ve ever had internalized bi/homophobia or misogyny or just had a point in their life where they didn’t love themselves, and this is doubly true of they’re going through any of that right now
i just rly want women to thrive and grow and love themselves, holy and completely as they are
concept: let’s go to bed at 9pm instead of 3am. let’s drink more water for our bodily health and less coffee for the aesthetic. let’s not skip breakfast because it’s worth running a little behind even if it’s just some fruit or cereal. let’s go socialize even if we’re kinda nervous. let’s love ourselves when we feel down, because flaws are not the end of the world. let’s work hard but take breaks in between instead of procrastinating and then rushing. let’s ignore what people who don’t know us have to say about us behind our backs. let’s be kind to each other because we’re all trying here. let’s hype up being mentally healthy rather than being perfect. let’s live our lives like we want to.
